mintyfresh
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Not so white lie
Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML
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biancagolden 0
That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.
BellaMuerte_fml 0
That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.
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Comments (230)
suesblues 0
You are a sick, disgusting pig. Start using basic hygiene!
toombrit 0
thats ******* disgusting! your dirty .
ndirish6012 0
Do you know that the plague in your teeth can eventually make its way into your blood stream and cause blocked arteries, eventually a heart attack or stroke.
ClownSmilely 0
so it's like you've been eating shit sandwiches without the bread huh
mikeymuscles112 0
Dude same here.
quarty165 0
i don't get how this is an fml. you don't brush your teeth. gross, but not something worth pity...
jerrbear618 5
that is repulsively nasty. to the hella. >:&
xveganx 0
Really, you could have just said "I am chronically single and choose to remain that way."
ShenziSixaxis 0
I hope you get a dozen root canals, nasty.
luke_dawg2 0
****** grosssssss! i hope your face rots off!