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mintyfresh This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Not so white lie

Today, I had to lie to my dentist about how often I brush my teeth. I honestly don't remember the last time I did. FML

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That is actually disgusting. Also, of course YDI. Yuck.

That's really, really gross. My five year old sister knows to brush her teeth every day. That's just ridiculous, and completely unhygienic of you, OP. Dental health equates to overall health, you really should work on the whole dental hygiene thing.

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I bet you could scrape the plaque off with a butter knife lol

Um.. You do realize that you were only lying to your self right? Dentists aren't stupid.

that is disgusting. i hope your teeth fall out.

u nasty ****

And yet your name is Mintyfresh. Hahahha

That's not funny. Its Just nasty. N a bit sad.

thats like taking a crap and not wiping!

You're disgusting. Learn some hygiene.

InvisibleMonster_fml 16

You're a ******* pig, OP