Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Maybe he was pranking you in return?
MsConfusedd 27
Well that's one way to get the truth out
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Comments (64)
sweetbliss3 37
if he's not pranking you back, then that's a hell of a way to find something like that out. I'm sorry your husbands an idiot. good luck.
romanrox909 7
I'd find out whoever that lady is and give her a nice push down a flight of stairs. Your husband is an ass. I'm sorry. :
Welshite 40
So you'd deliberately try to cause a miscarriage and perhaps death of the mother. You are one sick bastard. Seek help.
gracehi 33
I know you're probably joking but come on--that's messed up. It's not like it's the baby's fault and that woman might not even know he's married. Plus, miscarriages aren't funny. Not cool, man. Not cool. >:(
SlapAndTickle 20
Yeah! Because **** her fetus too right?! Ignoramus.
romanrox909 7
It's a love child and the husband's affair is a ***** for sleeping with a married man. Op's husband is also at fault. Now he could end up paying child support for a fricken love child. Smh
romanrox909 7
Oh, so Im just gonna let a **** have a kid with MY husband? Not gonna happen. She could die for all I care. Her fault for sleeping with my husband.
romanrox909 7
Oh, so it's right for another woman to conceive a child from your husband/bf? If anyone's the sick one, it's you!
imabassist 23
If only you were secretly transexual, then you could be on Jerry Springer!
gracehi 33
If only! But a girl can dream...
Enslaved 38
It's all fun and games until somebody gets. . . (Knocked up?) *Hmmm that's not how the expression goes! :P
lightanddark 17
It'll be an excellent prank on his part if it is a prank
worldclassrager 41
Well that's tough..,well now you know...
HeartOfLead 24
He seems like a good actor!
Epikouros 32
More like a good politician.
WellThatSucked89 13
So was she, in fact, pregnant then? I understood he cheated, but did he call her and find out she was pregnant? I'm just not understanding how in the hell pregnancy was confirmed, for you, in her. I'm not sure I make sense...
muin 12
Sounds like something that would happen to me.
n3rdzgotskillz 29
I hope to God he was pranking you back.