Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Maybe he was pranking you in return?
MsConfusedd 27
Well that's one way to get the truth out
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Comments (64)
thebomb553 5
Wait for it...
redfishbluefish2 13
...daryyy! Legendary!
TheDrifter 24
If you induce labor the same day as she does, they can be like twins. He can just send the birthday presents with the child support payments.
mybubbles2000 13
I like that idea.
Caitie_kid 8
I'm very confused, no where does it say that she's pregnant. I mean I guess it could be interpreted that way, but the way I read it was that the pretend fetus she made up for the joke has a sibling, who is real.
ambitiousnygrl 17
Yeah, I read it as OP's husband already has a kid with this woman from work and now he's about to have another, which is what was meant by the fetus having a sibling.
westcoastkp 13
I thought she was playing a prank?!
silver3knight 1
well that escalated quickly
mikepzz 27
One could say it accelerated rapidly into being a bad day
Tessa_11 19
Wow,im so sorry for you. :/ hopefully he was joking
gracehi 33
Then he jumped up and shouted "PSYCHE! Got ya!" Right? ... Right?
martin8337 36
Maury material?
mrobdagod 9
Or maybe he's just pranking you back O.o
jw90 18
I hope to God he's prancing you.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
I'm not sure that prancing would be too good for the OP's baby. We don't want early labor.
KylarStern19 7
Maybe he was also messing with you back?? Reverse prank
NandaPanda 22
Atleast now you know your husband for the cheating douche he is, you can leave him and hopefully find someone who will be a better role model for your child.