Today, being the prank couple that we are, I decided to mess with my husband. When he got off work, I said, "The lady from your office called and said she was pregnant. From you." He immediately broke down crying, and said, "I knew it." Turns out, my fetus already has a sibling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband of 6 years said in a grave voice that he had some important news for me. Jokingly, I said, "Why, did you get that cute colleague of yours pregnant?" He did. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary. I decided to come home early to surprise my husband, but I was the one left surprised. I walked in on him in bed with a teenager. I'm six months pregnant with our second child. FML
Today, my colleague rushed off to the hospital for the birth of his first son. Having met his wife at the Christmas party a couple of years ago, I called to congratulate her. Shame I didn't realize it was his mistress having the baby. Guess who broke the news to the wife. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my husband is having a baby. Too bad I'm not pregnant. FML
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Welshite 40
Maybe he was pranking you in return?
MsConfusedd 27
Well that's one way to get the truth out
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Comments (64)
Xotoolyxo 16
At least he fessed up like a man and didn't try to cover it up with lies
BriCx 8
He only admitted it because she "confronted" him with it. Who's to say he would have ever told her?
sxm 13
Ouch.
perdix 31
The good news is that two funny people will be coming into the world soon -- humor is inherited on the father's side.
thatguynow 13
One swift kick to where the sun don't shine will make sure there won't be a third child
buckdharma 38
If he said " I new it " quickly with no emphasis then you alerted his suspicions to something that is plausible. I learned this from Jerry (Seinfeld.)
bizarre_ftw 22
Well, at least there's the (extremely) small comfort that he regrets it to such a degree that he'd breakdown crying at the news. I know everything about this sucks, but if he only did it once, regrets it that much, and the both of you want to stay together then I promise you there are stranger situations that still work But if you don't Don't try just for the kid, your child is a fetus, it has never known having a father, so if it's born into a situation with split parents it won't feel like it's lost something because it's never known anything else (I speak from experience, I'm the child of a single mother) As long as your kid has adults/people in it's life that it trusts, cares about, and can depend on, it doesn't matter if those people are their biological parent or even in any way romantically involved with you
erin37 27
I'm so sorry that's really horrible.
fooltemptress 36
I hope he was just joking too and deserves an Oscar for his performance.
grashopper8 7
Everything will be ok. You are not alone. When you have the baby that little life will be all that matters. Reach out to family and don't get angry at yourself when you're not feeling strong. Hugs!!
Axel5238 29
That sucks he cheated on you, but how is accusing someone of cheating a prank? Lots of of people accuse there significant other of cheating without real evidence. Stuff like that as a "prank" tends to bite back twice as hard.