Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
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shotgunner2 0
hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis
seb12992 0
Ouch. Were you being strapped down by a group of hot girls?
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G0ssipGangsta 0
Kinky.... I like it ;]
catherinee 0
LOL FYL.
jdizzle1245 0
yeah that sucks. its the worst when you have to give a presentation
jdizzle1245 0
yeah that sucks. its the worst when you have to give a presentation
ms_brina 0
dude. that happened to a guy named nathan on my swim team. it was rather hilarius wen he got off the first place he put his hands were in front of himself. but i am sorry
x_tori_x 0
is this matt? haha cause if so i might have been there. :P
itzlegit_2 0
That's so funny. :P My classmate in NLS did that to. He was getting strapped in by two hot girls though. ;)
milise_fml 0
Aw, that must be embarassing. :( Me and my friends sail with some guys who all wear board shorts over their wetsuits! Hey presto, problem solved! :) They buy ones that are loose fitting and with an elastic and a string to tighten at the waist. :)
yellowgoggles 0
Ive been on the other side of this story, i was forced to strap down another guy while he pitched a tent on the backboard. Trust me, he may have been embarrassed, but i think i was the one that felt more awkward. in case you werent aware, there is a strap that goes right across the waistline...
pozmc 0
my ex-boyfriend went through training to be a lifegaurd and told me the same exact story... weird