Today, at lifeguard class, I played a victim while my peers strapped me to the backboard in the water. When I was strapped down, I got wood in a wet swimsuit. My hands were strapped down so I could do nothing to hide it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I saved a woman from drowning at a pool where I lifeguard, but when I got her out of the water she started screaming about sexual assault. Apparently I accidentally brushed her breasts when pulling her up and out of the water. She wants to sue me. FML
Today, a new session started for my swimming squad. I walked down to the pool, tripped over a stray equipment bag, and belly-flopped into the pool in front of everyone, fully clothed. I'm the coach. FML
Today, while taking part in a lifeguarding exercise, I was supposed to "drown" to get another guard to save me. After all was done, my boss called me into his office and screamed at me for "drowning the wrong way," and threatening our reputation. FML
Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
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shotgunner2 0
hahaha i hope the people tying you down were chicks in bikinis
seb12992 0
Ouch. Were you being strapped down by a group of hot girls?
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Comments (218)
sedthsret 0
lol it happened to me once too, you're in good company...
mmelizard89 0
apparently you have a thing for s & m
bizz8290 0
well i think their is nothing wring with this because it just shows you get hard from being straped up on a side note be careful not to get raped
truthbetoldxx 0
Aw, I'm sorry, dear.
JakeMeeks 0
lol what were you looking at?
fdlifedude 0
Ya i know ive gotten wood at a bad time once i was in a class a couple of years ago and i saw a hot girl...... and i had gym class in 10 min........ but i changed in the stalls XD
GreatAwakening 0
I'm sorry, dear. But just laugh about it, it's all in good humor. Whether you could control it or not, it's a good story to tell your kids.
NTrav 0
The same thing happened to the kid in my lifeguard class during deep water back boarding demonstration. We gave him hell, especially since we were counselors in training together at a boys camp and there's not much else to do during down time besides call each other homos.
KoreyCamargo 0
omy god that turned me on
chlorinegreen 27
Wow. That really stinks but I'm the one who had to strap the guy down with the boner... It's kinda difficult to go around when your barely staying above water. FYL