Today, it has officially been two and half months since I've had sex. I've done everything imaginable to entice him, but my boyfriend doesn't seem bothered at all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that it's been well over a month since my boyfriend has even tried to have sex with me. The last time was our first time, and because he couldn't keep it up, he's too humiliated to accept any of my advances. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
Today, marks the sixth month in a row my husband of two years refuses to have sex with me. I've shaved everything, I lost weight to try to be more shapely, I do more chores, work, and go to school. I can't even get him erect with a BJ. I don't know what else to do. FML
Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML
Today, I've been married for six months, my husband and I are in our early twenties, and not only does he have absolutely no interest in any kind of sexual act with me, he actually becomes angry and irritated when I try to come on to him. FML
Today, it’s been almost a month and a half of no intimacy between my boyfriend and me. To spice things up, I started going down on him. He burst out crying after a couple of minutes because he "misses his sister." The funeral was nearly 2 months ago already. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML
Today, it’s been over 15 months since I’ve had sex with my fiancé. We’re getting married next month. Now I'm wondering if we’ll have sex at all on our honeymoon. FML
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Top comments
Rae Miller 10
Talk to him about it. Communication is important for this. If you express (calmly and respectfully) yourself and nothing changes- throw the whole boy away.
RichardPencil 32
"Officially?" Really?!?! There's an office that keeps track of data like that? Maybe an orifice, but not an office.
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Comments (15)
Davey Crocker 7
Something is wrong, and it probably isn't you. Find out why he doesn't want to be physical. You can probably help.
J15237 25
honestly I think if you have tried everything sexually, tried regular communication then it seems its time to end the relationship. If he isn't opening up to you about any problems on his end then you need to leave. Something is a miss and I fear it could be cheating or he might be gay. You never know.
magnumpeyote66 6
Get A New Boyfriend
JackFaire 27
Hope it helps but I haven't had sex since I was 24. I turn 40 in two months.
draconiandevil 3
there are a few potentials here : * Getting it elsewhere (Highest probability) * Something about your body doesn't entice him anymore - could be a physical attribute, something done during the act, a smell, etc.. - communicate with him and see if it's this, if it's something you want to fix then fix it. * Some people male and females sex drive diminishes during the course of a relationship cause the passion of first getting together fades and their natural (much lower) static sex drive takes over