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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Not in front of Him
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
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rhidiculous 4
is his name Robin?
Jacobt24 19
Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)
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mb1616 0
superman
VeeVengeance 0
Well it's because there was a "super," man on the shirt compared to your low life boyfriend.
IWarnedYou 0
your pic is disgusting.
rbubbles 20
and disturbing
im_so_ninja 0
and strange..
ritbbehindu 0
and demented
Voqab 3
and creative do you
bpell15 5
your pic is awesome. I nearly pissed myself laughing
xokmonxo 0
your profile pic is pretty gross. who actually makes a used pad a costume?
VeeVengeance 0
periods are disgusting
LairaIsKindaCool 6
bi
LairaIsKindaCool 6
Unm wow my iPod is retarded , what I meant to say was ... Her profile pic if amazing and hilarious , you people need a sense of humor.
iloveyoungmoney 0
haha he's dumb and not a very good bf if u have to meet his needs
dudeitsdanny 10
Yeah, only men have to meet the needs of their girlfriends/wives. Why should women do anything for us? Shame on anyone who's ever suggested it! :facepalm: It's a stupid reason, but your comment makes you look a bit dumb.
Kilroy15 0
AGREED^^^^^
dudeitsdanny 10
I'd have sexed you right there and then ;P Superman kicks ass. Tell your boyfriend it's not gay, if he says "no ****" between kisses, except in reality people saying "no ****" make me question their sexuality more than I would otherwise You can also try telling him to suck it up, it's just a shirt. Is it because he hates Superman or what? Weird kid.
dudeitsdanny 10
Can I ask what I said to get moderated? Cause I really have no clue this time.
jackiemoonthepro 5
hahaha no ****
im_so_ninja 0
sexed? I didn't know that was a word. woah, I learn everything from the Internet!
Jimmyd0t 0
You're awesome...that is all.
noneya143 0
that's ridiculous.
daltyboy 0
cudnt say it better
Groucho_fml 5
Obviously.
Emilyinroom483 7
Wouldn't want to catch the gay, now, would we? Ugh.
pardonski 0
that would just turn me on.. guess your boyfriend is kinda lame
ariannaimelda 7
is he a batman fan?
808Boyo 4
I ******* love your pic!
MysLys 0
I agree!
Nitial 6
Spider-Man's where it's at!
daltyboy 0
thts ****** up it shouldn't matter wats on the damn shit I'm sry OP u deserve better
some1azn 0
Looks like your boyfriend isn't *takes sunglasses off* super...
jondivey 9
i think its puts them on, but what do i know
jess6blondie9 3
Looks like *slaps 27 in the face* that joke went old like 5 months ago. Move on.
Tempsey 0
Looks like it's *takes off sunglasses* somebody's time of the month!
some1azn 0
#83 I would actually like proof of this accusation. Otherwise, I'd assume you're lying for no reason. :) A link to the website or news article should be good enough for me to believe you.