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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Not in front of Him
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
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rhidiculous 4
is his name Robin?
Jacobt24 19
Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)
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Emilyinroom483 7
Sigh, mods. Tell your boyfriend that gay isn't a disease and he won't catch it. Then dump him for being an ass.
Emilyinroom483 7
I originally said something like "He wouldn't want to catch the gay, now, would he? Ugh", which was intended to be read as sarcastic.
cockseverywhere 2
I really wish I knew what the comments that get moderated say. :C those seem like they're the only ones worth reading
Emilyinroom483 7
Honestly, most of the time I assume that if it was bad enough to be deleted vs. hidden due to negative votes, it was probably really awful and I don't need to see it. I've seen far worse anti-gay comments so I'm surprised that got taken down. And, for the record, I'm queer, you won't catch it, I was criticizing his homophobia.
dudeitsdanny 10
Ironically, I was making fun of homophobia.. So if mine was anything like that, the mods misinterpreted. It wasn't even nasty. I've said much harsher, much more serious things.
kg163401 0
at least he knows he's not superman
Alexx131 0
That's lame. Why would you wear a superman shirt over Batman?!?! lol JK Superman is awesome too Your BF is the one that's lame...
mb1616 0
I love superman! who doesn't? that just might be a legit reason to dump ur bf.
WordSmyth 2
. Superman must be his kryptonite. He obviously would prefer it be batman or green latern.
liy223 6
look on the bright side: Tomarrow (hopefully) you'll be wearing different shirt.
askmeaboutmyDGD 2
...wow, -_-
jake3292 5
he's just mad because he can only stop a bullet with his face one time only
that_is_Nathy 9
Superman? I understand him! Superman...pah!
AaronLeeParvin 0
u my friend have a dork for a bf lol