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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Not in front of Him
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
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rhidiculous 4
is his name Robin?
Jacobt24 19
Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)
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AppleBaby 0
Sounds like something that would happen quite alot around here so don't feel too bad
louj 0
superman is awesome.... i would kiss the superman instead of u! lol
squid6367 0
he shouldn't that's childish why would you wear that grow up?????
sparxva 12
Meh, he probably just thought your expectations for the sex were too high, him not being Superman and all. That said, Superman is a compulsive liar. He lies about his name. He lies about his family. He lies about needing glasses. Lex Luthor is far more honest by comparison.
suprmidgt 0
or maybe it was a backward way of saying take your shirt off and you ne'er got the hint. not how I would go about it but maybe he is 16
Rojo17 0
Iron Man would be where it's at.
Blahh697 0
He's a fagg. The guy should be happy to kiss you in the first place, dur.
Batdude123 0
It seems he's a....Bat man. YEEEEEEAAAAAH!
russianspy1234 11
I can think of a dozen guys off the top of my head that would kiss you just because you WERE wearing that shirt.
babybatman 0
that's because batman is way better then superman !! I would of done the same thing if my boyfriend wanted me to kiss him and he was wearing anything superman :)