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Username This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Not in front of Him

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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rhidiculous 4

is his name Robin?

Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)

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Comments (218)

Tell him not to worry op, Superman is faster than a speeding bullet. Unless your boyfriend is too there's no contest. ;D

i dont blame him

Wow. What the hell?

Shadow_Phantom 26

Sound's like he's pretty insecure... or is childish.

what a dumbass haha!

DearestPluto 0

superman... is pretty much boss[:

lilclare 0

your boyfriend must be working with lex luthor.

happens to me all the time :)