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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Not in front of Him
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't kiss me because there was a picture of Superman on my shirt. FML
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rhidiculous 4
is his name Robin?
Jacobt24 19
Maybe he was implying for you to take your shirt off ;)
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SGT_DBL 15
The only logical explanation for this situation is that your boyfriend is protesting the fact that Superman is no longer an American citizen. If I were your boyfriend I would still kiss you, but it would be followed by a request that you change your shirt, commie.
pinkspaceboundro 0
get a new bf
texaschick1998 0
It's a character for goodness sakes.
perdix 31
YDI for dating Clark Kunt!
brooooks 0
douche!
yayo55 0
little to jealous
Smallory426 0
i guess you shouldnt tell him that you got him the movie for his birthday.
aerogxt 7
Everyone knows Superman is a myth. Batman, now THERE is a real hero ;)
DearestPluto 0
Yeah,but Batman isn't a SUPER hero. he is just a rich man with fancy gandgets(spelt wrong?). He has no real powers. Thus making him a hero. Not super at all. But Superman, on the other hand, has super powers. Thus making him a SUPER hero.
qwacktastick 8
148 - THANK YOU!!!
SGT_DBL 15
Uh, thats kind of the point 148! Any idiot can fight crime with the ability to shoot laser beams out of his eyes and fly through the air like magic. A person who dedicates their life to fighting crime WITHOUT the use of super powers is a REAL hero.
MollyDollLifee 1
One word; Immature.
raspberry_jin 0
sure your bf is jealous!