Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Top comments
luarasticks 13
why is a 7 year old friends with the guy you like?
interesting33 37
how did she get that picture of you?
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Comments (33)
onceuponatime456 16
Did you ever hear of locking the door when you shower?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I'm more concerned with the fact that a seven-year-old has their own cell phone, and since this is a neighbor kid, how did she get into your house to take a picture? Do you not lock the doors? I guess her heart was in the right place, but hey, the question is, did this method get the guy's attention?
EmDizzle2007 28
it's weird seeing FMLs you recognize pop up randomly on the widget.
rylowsgirl 9
Why does your neighbors 7 year old have access to you in the show? Do you not have locks on any of your doors?
mymegangirl 7
I'm curious. why was this child in your bathroom while you were showering?
carrs2154 9
Why in gods name are you naked in the shower with the neighbors 7 year old child there. ydi