Not helping.
Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
Today, my neighbor's pesky 7-year-old daughter, who is friends with the guy I really like, decided to help me with him. She used her phone to send him a picture of me. I was in the shower, completely naked and surprised. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, I sent a dude a snapchat of my food. He responded with a video of him taking a shower, naked. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML
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Top comments
luarasticks 13
why is a 7 year old friends with the guy you like?
interesting33 37
how did she get that picture of you?
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Comments (33)
kevinsagirl2323 8
this sounds wrong on so many counts. why is this guy chummy with a 7 year old. how in the world did she manage to get in the bathroom while you were showering?
Cali 57
My best guess is that OP and her crush are teens and live in the same neighborhood. They might both be babysitters or family friends / neighbors of the little girl. The bathroom might have had a faulty latch or no lock at all, and it's not THAT strange to take a shower when the neighbors are over. As for the phone... some parents have different priorities I guess?
Nailah Butler 4
Why at 7 does she have a phone and why does she have his number
Just Some Dood 6
who the **** gives a 7 year old a cameraphone?
missunknowno9 8
I don't even want to know why someone you're into is friends with a 7 year old... Unless he is her parents friend. That's creepy AF.
GhostFox 34
This post originally said that OP was babysitting the little girl, which means that OP had to leave the door unlocked for the shower in case she needed something. People do have friends that are much younger than them self without having nefarious reasons- it's also possible that the guy could have some sort of other relation to the girl like being related or him being another babysitter, or him having a sibling the little girl's age. It's also possible that OP isn't distinguishing between being friends and being friendly- which is a common mistake. That said, we also have no idea of OP's age or the guy's age- the minimum age at which a child can be considered sufficient sole supervision for a younger person varies on location but is as low as age ten in some places. There's also the fact that OP just being a neighbor was sufficient for her to have been a long term babysitter for the child- which means the community is apparently somewhat close knit. It also used to be encourage for older teens/young adults to interact with young children, in order to give them a non-related role model to use as reference. Most of the time when a child under the age of twelve has a cellphone, the reason is one to do with the parent, not the child desiring one. Usually it's because the parent is afraid of something, and the child having the phone comforts them. It can also be because the child has anxiety and having the phone makes them feel more secure, which is extremely important for kids under the age of eight. Many phones have GPS trackers in them, or otherwise can be used to locate a kidnapped or lost child. It also means that the child always has access to a phone to call their parent(s) if something has happened. That said, the child's parents obviously haven't discussed phone safety and what it means to respect someone's privacy with her. The fact that she know what nudes are, and how they are generally used is rather alarming, and could very well be an indication that someone either is or has made attempts to groom her for sexual abuse. Or that someone HAS sexually abused her in someway already that involved cell phone photos. Her parents need to have the concern brought up in addition to the need to talk to her about what she did being inappropriate.
Firestar268 25
At least it wasn't with your phone?
kazekai8 11
There is so much question in this fml blog XD
Kaiser Asgard 5
Guy - Friends with a 7 yr old girl (Pedo Alert) Girl - Allows 7 yr olds access to occupied showers (Pedo Alert) Sounds like a match. No swiping right about it.
GhostFox 34
That word doesn't mean what you think it does.
EmDizzle2007 28
A 7 year old is helping you with dating. isn't that the true FML?