Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother called them "sinners" claiming they'll "burn in hell twice". Then she said, "God doesn't like gays." I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML
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panda_bear511 0
I'm sorry Homophobes, even homophobes that you're related to, are a pain in the ass Don't pay any attention to what your Mom says (however hard that may be) and good luck coming to your other friends/family/etc.
biancagolden 0
You should've said "I bet God doesn't like bigots either"
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blg32795 0
i just did a 5 page research paper on Gay marriage and i got points of because i said some chrsitians believe gays will burn in hell i think this is horrible
ltjayson 0
That really sucks! When I came out, my mother called her shrink's emergency line and when the answering service asked for the reason for the emergency she said "my son's a ******* fag" and they connected her directly to the doctor's cell phone! So, I feel ya! GL on coming out!
wickedcharm 15
o well that sucks, i was kicked out of my house when I came out... life will get better, if u need someone to talk to you can talk to me, lesbianism is beautiful
kevind23 0
Kill her with fire!
cptnfrankie 0
sorry. try and ignore it, it's just an opinion. live your life honestly and be happy. it's worth it!
dirtyhippie 0
Maybe you could talk to PFLAG. Sometimes parents do reconsider and change their views. There isn't any mention of lesbians in the Bible, it only mentions male homosexuality and specifically sodomy. Sorry OP, I hope that you do have people in your life who are not so judgemental.
UnofficialBlonde 0
#44 Manlovingism is better!!! ;) I wanted my mom to watch Prayers for Bobby with me so that I could come out to her, what did she do? "I'm too busy washing clothes right now." Thanks mom.
HalfLit 17
The bible doesn't say anything about women laying with women lol