Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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Top comments
walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?
enormouselephant 15
At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...
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Comments (240)
Welshite 40
Well at least you know that he doesn't keep you around just for the sex; he just really wants to spend time with you.
123man 11
Say, "Just a second, dear," and then finish yourself off in front of him, holding nothing back.
LaLince 40
good strategy
PipingMouse 14
You could just go ahead and cuddle with him. Maybe the mood will re-appear somewhere in the middle of it? I think that it's good that he wants to actually spend time hugging and talking to you.
hateevryone 15
It could be worst. He sounds like a sweet guy. Hold on to him.
gracehi 33
Sounds like holding onto him is the problem! *Ba dum tsss*
Vic213 2
Worse *
lacespace 8
Aka he knows he can't make you cum.
gracehi 33
On the one hand it's sweet that he wants affection rather than merely sex, on the other hand it's selfish for him to assume that you.don't have sexual needs, particularly in the middle of sex. I imagine that experience must be very frustrating for you. If he cares about you, he should understand if you explain that to him. I'm not saying he should give you sex every time you want it, but he should at least show you the courtesy of simply telling you he's not in the of mood rather than leading you on and teasing you like that.
lilpanda4 5
I don't think that it is teasing particularly and he is just one of those guys that wants to have someone in their life rather than being intimate but I agree otherwise and op I am sorry I'm sure you have a lot of sexual frustration :/
gracehi 33
If willingly stopping in the middle of consensual sex because you didn't want to do it in the first place isn't teasing, then I don't know what is.
larisonr 4
The fact that you mentioned consensual made me chuckle at the alternative. Like, going through the motions of being about to rape someone, then just, "Nah, I'm only playing."
gracehi 33
I meant that freely agreeing to have sex when you don't really want to and then stopping during intercourse is teasing. On the other hand if he objected to the idea to begin with but then was somehow coerced or forced into sex, then he wouldn't be a tease and OP would be a an asshole or worse. My guess is that in this case it's the former not the latter, but if I'm wrong about that then OP is the one who needs to be more considerate of her partner.
FlashBurn 13
Well, I think we know who the woman in the relationship is...
gracehi 33
Yes, we do. OP is clearly the woman in the relationship because we can see her gender symbol in the corner there.
kFrizzleee 1
Lmao xD
Grimmerie 31
83, you are very quickly becoming my new favourite person. I love how you're kicking traditional gender roles and stereotypes in the face. =D
your_ma 27
Your boyfriend is gay..
Anon300 5
He doesn't get blue balls...?
gracehi 33
According to my boyfriend, blue balls are a myth. But maybe he can only speak for himself. Maybe some men get blue balls while others don't.
nightfire2258 24
Oh it exists. It happened a few times to me before.
groundzeromma 8
Maybe he doesn't have balls
BossPathfinderGM 14
39- Blue balls are not a myth, but they do not affect every man. I'm one of the lucky ones that is not inflicted with them.
Enslaved 38
I agree that not all guys are the same. Some have balls that are more sensitive than others. I've heard of guys being in severe pain because of blue balls while others can take a cold shower and be fine afterwards.
perdix 31
If he really wanted to cling to you, wouldn't it make sense for him to fire off his glue gun? You should try to find out if he treats his boyfriend the same way.
rhysfucker 24
I guess I'm just a pig, but I've never even contemplated stopping during sex unless it was for a water break.
perdix 31
#44. I wouldn't even stop for a water break. Oink!