Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?
enormouselephant 15
At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...
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Comments (240)
fishboy123 7
a guy who doesn't want you just for sex thats not in the friendzone! not possible!
CarouselHeart 11
Jesus, that's creepy.
Epikouros 32
If he's being honest and not hiding some other problem, this is one of the few cases where the 'dump him' response is called for. If he doesn't satisfy you sexually as a boyfriend, imagine what your sex life will be when you're married for ten years. I guess a lot of these so-called romantic comments are from people who are too young to have sex, but be careful what you wish for.
craigi 3
He was starting to go soft.
lore420 2
Lol he's not clingy he's probably just gay and not attracted to your ******!
sorrowsangel89 1
Ummm....am I the only one who thinks he might be unable to finish because he is secretly gay?
LouserXo 6
Maybe you're just not hot enough to make him climax and he's using that as an excuse.
kFrizzleee 1
He could be a tease. OR OR ORRRRR, he could be gettinh you in a good mood to tell you he cheated on you.
josel1390 5
He came and that's his excuse to make u think he has more to give haha yea fyl
Mercadian 7
Not sure how to say this without sounding like a jerk. But did you ever think he might not be as into sex with a woman as he's pretending to be. Just saying
bettykooler 7
Couldn't have said if better..