Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
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Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?
enormouselephant 15
At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...
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Comments (240)
Fisheyedfool7 2
Speak up, need to nip that shit in the bud!
dstluke 7
this isn't. clingy, it's controlling.
SApprentice 34
That's adorable, albeit frustrating. His sex drive just isn't as strong as yours.
iMandyx3 5
GAAAYY!
pnutbutternjelly 15
That's definitely not the worst thing he could do. I wish my boyfriend wanted to cuddle more. He always wants to have sex. I mean ALWAYS! I enjoy sex and all, but I feel more like a sex toy sometimes. At least you know that he truely loves you.
ilovefall10 21
So, either women complain about their boyfriends being too sex obsessed or about them being not 'manly' enough. You just can't win.
HotsyTotsy 8
Ugh! Get yourself a real man.
rivaraven 35
Man, the things I'd do if my bf did that.
florido_fml 10
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chosha_fml 27
To all the people saying it's cute... Uh, no, not if it happens in the middle of sex. If he said another time that he really wants to cuddle, that's nice. But presumably OP agreed to sex because she actually wanted to have sex, and she is left unfulfilled every time he quits halfway through. If you dO want to finish having sex OP, you should be honest and tell him so. Of course he has the right to stop, but it's inconsiderate to make a habit of quitting halfway through.