Today, I realized just how clingy my boyfriend is, when he pulled out in the middle of sex, lay down and hugged me, and said in his "adorable" voice that he didn't really want to have sex, but cuddle. I wouldn't mind if it didn't happen so often. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend is physically affectionate with me is when he wants to have sex. When I suggested we just cuddle, he looked at me and said, "What’s the point in that?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I realized that the only time my boyfriend ever wants to hug me is just after he's let off a fart and wants to pull me into it. FML
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I realized that my fiancé only touches me when he wants to have sex. Any other contact is purely accidental. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
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walmartpaysme 15
Well, at least he loves you. Have you tried talking to him about it?
enormouselephant 15
At least he's sweet. Maybe if you start paying more attention to your vibrator he'll get jealous and get the hint...
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Comments (240)
whyseeatall 4
You deserve it for staying with him.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
I think your boyfriend has got some sex related issues. Maybe he is gay and does not realize it yet?
DivineSunshine 1
Dump him ASAP. There is something emotionally wrong with him. It is not a normal or natural reaction for a man.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Gee why so radical already? And what is "normal" or "natural". She should bring the issue with him first instead of thinking of something so extreme
daxxbuttons 12
Are there really people saying, "AWHHH CUTE". If it happens often enough to ruin OP's sex life with her partner, it's causing a problem. That's why it's on FML.
bridgetv25 8
He's gay , seriously
Daederoth 10
He is probably finishing early and trying to cover it up.
HappyBlackGuy 1
Damn thats amazing you better cheerish him!
Alicia887 1
He's probably gay.
hrrn44 2
Ok I don't normally post my opinion...but I think it's WHACK that he does that and I don't agree that "it's so sweet" It's about his needs and nothing else. Probably he did finish and doesn't want to admit it. But if you're planning a future with this guy....then it needs talked about...cuz its selfish!
Zombiegirl420 1
Oh id b pissed. Sex first, cuddling last. If ur lucky.