Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML
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Major_Whupass 3
How's the weather Ollie? It's raining sideways!
lilhellian 27
congress
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Quinn32 16
Tell your boss he is wrong and it is actually sunny and then say "Have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day".
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
All he could say was that his life is pretty plain, he likes watchin' the puddles gather rain.
DocBastard 40
I wish I had a job like meteorology. Where else do you only need to be right 25% of the time to be considered good?
lilhellian 27
congress
AH1Zviper 15
^ this guy.
Futacy 30
New profile pic, nice.
CheeseTron 15
This calls for a scizzor-kick to the jaw.
AH1Zviper 15
That would call for immediate termination. Oh, but you wouldn't know, you're only 17. Not everything is violence in this world dude.
Posthuman 26
Violence is ALWAYS the answer. Everyone knows that
geko911 22
Maybe not a kick but a hell of a slap to the back of the head might put his thoughts back in place and make of him a lil bit less of a complete moron.
CheeseTron 15
40- Well clearly I wouldn't "scizzor-kick" someone, but hey, you're 15 and want to join the marines so I'm not surprised that you took me seriously.
gmc_blossom 21
CheeseTron is 17. AH1Zviper is 15. Yet, viper says Cheese is only 17. Lol, okay.
AH1Zviper 15
Yes. I'm 15. I work, I make my own money. And I'm damn proud of it. And putting into consideration what cheese here says as "advice" I'm pretty sure I know how life works. Not scissor kicking your boss. Which is sure to get you fired. And violence ISN'T everything. Violence didn't get us to the moon genius.
MagicGiraffe 12
It's a joke get over it you little twat.
gmc_blossom 21
81- Congratulations...? I honestly don't give a single **** that you make your own money. A lot of people do. Lol.
AH1Zviper 15
Not a lot of 15 year olds do. Viper out.
lilhellian 27
Talk to H.R. and have him fired for being to stupid to watch the weather channel
MysteriousX_fml 10
trying to get your boss fired could end badly for you. Also, still wondering if I know you, what grade are you in?
Metallica36176 16
Pretty sure that insubordination? Could be wrong..
lilhellian 27
im either a junior or senior ill tell which when i get more info about you
PinkieKeen 20
He expected a correct report? Even weathermen are sometimes wrong.
SanaSazi 32
Lol you don't live in New Zealand then. Weather forecasters are ALWAYS wrong here.
MuldRAR 6
Apparently guessing the weather is a punishable offence...
retrorewind 13
i would talk to HR. if u fear ur job might be messed with, it already has been with the bogus write up. i then would call the Labor Board if u do not get the write up dropped. they'll make it right.
greeneyebeauty9 28
if it was so important, shouldn't he have hired someone that specializes in weather prediction, such as a meteorologist?
greeneyebeauty9 28
he also stated he just wanted a prediction. he didn't set aside rules on how accurate to be. the weather is unpredictable nowadays. and to have a random individual in the work place to predict it themselves without the special technology to do so, is just asking for inaccuracy. his fault OP.
burz_fml 5
Getting really cloudy with a chance of **** you Mr.bossman!
MuldRAR 6
I was hoping you'd finish with 'a chance of meatballs'