Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversely impacting morale". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got written up at work over false accusations that I didn't do some safety tasks. The same tasks that were done before I had even arrived. FML
Today, I arrived at work and was immediately given a disciplinary write-up for being two hours late for my shift. Apparently the manager had changed my schedule that morning and failed to tell me. FML
Today, I went to my retail job to buy some clothing. As soon as I walked through the doors, my manager yelled at me for not being in appropriate work clothes. I tried to explain that I was off the clock but he was having none of it. I got written up. FML
Today, my boss made me give a presentation to several senior company officials about the serious financial losses our division has made this year. Barely an hour later, my boss had palmed all the blame off onto me and gotten me fired. FML
Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML
Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML
Today, I received a two-page letter/rant from my boss notifying me of my imminent dismissal, based on issues such as me "speaking in a suppressed voice." FML
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Top comments
Major_Whupass 3
How's the weather Ollie? It's raining sideways!
lilhellian 27
congress
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Comments (82)
neurodoc 1
You had better odds of getting it right by tossing a coin than trusting a met report.
whiteboy896 9
Lol whata douche, nice name though op. :)
TrailblazerSS 5
Well you deserved it because you can obviously control the weather!! NOT. Your boss jerk.
doglover100 29
He is stupid.
kelseyycakes 2
The only time your boss would be right is, of course, if you were a meteorologist. But you're probably not. So he is a dick.
PipingMouse 14
Tell your boss to go outside, and see how the weather is. Then tell HIM to predict the weather for tomorrow.
sweetsammiedee21 6
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dajojonater 3
Dont be a weatherman. Let them take the shit. But that sucks
sugarshane007 20
Even with your horrible weather prediction, you probably were still more accurate than the local weather forecast.
Garulf 7
hmm, i moderated something like this yesterday, but then it was a construction company and impacting productivity...