Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML
Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML
Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML
Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
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LadyKaya 0
YDI for trying to distract a driver. Car accidents kill, you know. If he had put on his brakes suddenly, swerved, or anything because of you making him think there was a big emergency, people could have died. Although I'm not really sure what YOU got here that you deserved. The bunny didn't deserve anything... Before I get hated on... I'm not anti-saving-animals. But I am anti-putting-the-safety-of-a-rabbit-before-human-lives.
liz1908 0
Sounds like it's wabbit season to me.
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Comments (59)
sergeimosin 0
IT's a ******* bunny. Who gives a ******* shit. Humans>Animals. STFU get on with your ******* life.
driedpeaches 0
you must be a chick, you created a dangerous condition for the other driver for a stupid (yet tasty) animal
avfcfan89 0
your a complete tool. it is just a rabbit, there are too many anyways. i would have sped up to own his ass.
littlexlion 4
It's a bunny... I love them and all, but not enough to danger people's lives... Besides, if I were you, I wouldn't worry about bunnies. The Swedes are using bunnies for biofuel :D
DeathShad0 1
Bunnies for biofuel? Damn that's GENIUS.
CLICKHEREx 0
MMMM, road kill!
begeru 0
What the hell is wrong with you? You could have potentially caused a serious accident!
heart604 0
Murderer!
im_tall 0
BDI. Bunny Deserved It.
DameGreyWulf 1
That's what Peter Rabbit gets for going into Mr. McGregor's garden.
smileysgoboing 0
hey, what if you had a pet bunny and it got hit by a car? Animals are not stupid. They may not have invented the telephone, or whatever, but that doesn't mean they're stupid. Humans, all of them, think they're better. sometimes it sucks