Today, I went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. I'd asked this girl I'm interested in to come with me, and she insisted that she had to bring her two year-old son with us. I'd told her it was no problem. Ten minutes into it, she said we needed to leave because it was too loud for him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a metal concert and I met a really cute girl. We got talking, and started getting close. We were about to kiss during the transitional period between 2 bands, but I was then pulled away by her father, who owned the venue. I was thrown out. Before the main act. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML
Today, I was going to meet my friend at a concert. I got there before her, so I went in to check out the local bands that were playing before the headliner. When she got there, I went just outside the building to give her a ticket. The security guards wouldn't let me back in. She went in anyway. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
Today, I went to Britney's concert. About halfway through the show, the person next to me turns to me and asks, "Can you do me a favour?" Thinking that she wanted me to look after her stuff, I said sure. Her next sentence was: "Can you stop singing?" FML
Today, I paid for the girl I love to come to a music festival with me. Fifteen minutes after we got there, she was hanging off the arm of some muscly rich douche who barely glanced at me, except to call me "little simpy dude." She giggled as he whisked her off to the VIP area. FML
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KingTaco 0
Bringing a two-year-old on what you wanted to be a date? You set yourself up for that one.
cristichica 0
You went to a Jack's Mannequin concert. Your life is awesome.
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Comments (127)
yourkiddingright_fml 0
That's when you say "see you later"
bunny911 16
haha ^win that's what I'd do. but first I'd make her pay for her ticket
bunny911 16
oops hit the button too soon lol like why lose money and a lay?
timewarpist 1
Aww that friggin sucks, I love JM. Shoulda stayed and let her go.
bigpapi210 0
dumbass OP, u shoulda known better. I woulda ditched her ass and looked for someone that didn't have a kid. she shoulda known better too.
cigi316 13
the olny place 2 take a 2 yr old is chuckie cheese! then u want 2 leave after 10 mins!
purplemnm 9
deeeewd I was so there and I watched that shit happen to you! I'm so sorry man! but she's a stupid bitch for bringing a little kid to a rock concert
FUDGELOVESME 0
wtf ur an idiot y would you agree to bringing a two year old to a concert
awesomechica1229 5
yea you totally deserved it, should have known not to bring a 2 year old to a Jack mannequin concert
Quest_ 13
Did he get trampled in the mosh?
SephoraSocialite 0
YDI it's a date and it's loud you should know better. offer to pay for a good babysitter or rainchecked a date and took a friend if she won't leave a baby home with a sitter or friends. it's not like she has a older child like 12 who might appreciate rock she has a toddler! yeah she's stupid for insisting but you're the one at fault for letting her invite the baby and possibly not warning her how loud it can be if she's unfamilar with the music but you are.
Quest_ 13
Can't stop giggling at the phrase "invite the baby".
allmidnighteyes 11
You only saw 10 minutes of the awesomeness that is Andrew McMahon behind a piano. FYL.
TurtleHabitat 0
Who names a manequin jack? And why was this manequin so loud?
purplemnm 9
the name is auctually Jack's Mannequin so it belonged to Jack! and mannequins get pms too
Jarredtheawesome 0
Wait what im confused haha i know who jack is but i said that i would watch andy not jack?
KingTata 0
there is no Jack you fucktard. it's a side project of Andy Mcmahon, singer from the band Something Corporate
purplemnm 9
chill out 81 god you just ruined the joke
KingTata 0
what joke? it was never funny to begin with
Jarredtheawesome 0
thats where ur wrong there is a jack! in fact he named the band after his friends brother who had leukemia BAM!
KingTata 0
yes but is there an actual Jack in the band?
Jarredtheawesome 0
not in the band no i was saying that there is a jack in the whole equation tho
sublime420 11
No, no, no. Andrew is the name Jack gave to his mannequin. Said mannequin then does what you'd expect of a mannequin. Be boring. XD