cocacoola
Iceland
Noise annoys
Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
midwify
Asaa, Denmark
911 what's your emergency?
Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Hell no!
Today, my wife opted for a home birth with a nurse and her mother. Her mother is such a baby-feral, men-are-bastards, hippie feminist dragon that not only did she yell at me when I tried to be in the room, she has now pushed me out of the house. I ended up sat in my car with only one shoe and no phone. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Boom boom
Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
katiebug
Topeka, United States
Today, I was trying to get a good night's sleep before the huge exam tomorrow, which I'm extremely anxious about. The SAME night my neighbor below me is having a home birth. It lasted NINE HOURS. FML
ineedsleep
J?rvenp, Finland
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Anonymous
Titusville, United States
Today, I gave birth to a baby girl. Where was my husband after the agony finally ended? Standing just outside the room, flirting with a nurse. FML
Anonymous
Waldorf, United States
Make it stop
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML
Anonymous
Family portrait
Today, I gave birth, but my husband was late and got here just in time to cut the cord. He was hung over after celebrating his impending fatherhood all night. He missed the cord twice, cut it, then fell over, and wound up in the bed next to mine, with a hydrating IV and a bashed head where he hit it on the baby's cot. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
South Salem, United States
Crowded
Today, my sister came to stay with me in my apartment for the last few weeks of her difficult pregnancy. However she didn't tell me she was bringing her two dogs, her jackass of a husband, my bratty nephew, and an inflatable kiddie pool so she could have a natural water birth in my living room. FML
pacelily
San Marcos, United States
Oh no…
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
Top comments
livgasms 4
wait til you smell them cooking the placenta
amrik 11
or she may just be really loud and he's really good
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Comments (111)
lopezk 0
lol go take notes !(:
musicmaniac0099 0
I bet that you heard bloody murder screaming all day lol
Rastas 3
When I was 15 my step mother made me watch a video of women giving birth at home. It showed everything!
kruschev33 0
that's not an fml they are serving the human race more then you since you probably don't have children
ecoria1978 0
well if you believe birth to be what they show on tv, then you're an ignoramous. if they are choosing a home birth you can bet they have studied and practiced numerous pain relief techniques and she will not be a screaming raving lunatic. Home births are awesome!
sublime420 11
Play loud music, stomp around and wake the baby, make it cry, file a noise complaint, get them booted.
larzthellama 4
that baby and i have the same birthday!!!
war_turtle810 5
you march down there steal that baby and give them three chances to guess you name or else you keep it :3
war_turtle810 5
you march down there steal the baby and give them three chances to guess your name or you keep the baby! :3
Cloudia1 5
Really? You're so uneducated then if you're that worried about it.