Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having to call in a noise complaint about my downstairs neighbors talking loud past midnight, the managers fixed the problem. Now all I can hear is two little girls who like to throw a basketball at the building for hours. FML
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Today, after months of peace and quiet since January, a new family moved into the apartment below me ten minutes before I was about to go to sleep. They've been here for 30 minutes and already they're stomping and banging doors all over the place. FML
Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML
Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML
Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML
Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
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MxAxRxCxO 30
Which team were you rooting for?
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Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep
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MxAxRxCxO 30
Which team were you rooting for?
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Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
the crack heads vs night owls?
LanceGoodthrust 19
I always root for skins
TheOrangeProon 13
#27- I feel for the cheerleaders; gimme a Q... Gimme a u...
ThePK 5
Nah man, it's all about the Tune Squad
whatafuckup 14
#27 do you have no life but fml? ur always the first to comment!
then000bster 16
The Stompers versus the Jumpers
ThePK 5
Okay guys, I get it. None of you liked Space Jam but that movie was the shit >:o
chibichan21 6
why not join in?
Welshite 40
Maybe because it's indoors...at 3 am.
sarah6786 14
I would join in by throwing a stink bomb or three up in their window. At 3 am.
Rainhawk94 27
Patrick star eats krabby patties at 3am so why not
Welshite 40
Because Patrick Star creates fire under water. He defies normality.
evan_7899 28
and physics
prinncess00 16
If it were me, I would invest in a chainsaw for the noise revenge.
gruvychild 17
Sounds like it's time to hit the ceiling with a broom at all hours of the night! Paybacks are a bitch!
thrAsHeRr9081 16
I'm pretty sure if they are dribbling a basketball around inside, a broomstick hitting their floor will not bother them.
Wiringify 22
It's not all about that night.
thrifting 18
Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me! Twice on the pipe, if the answer is noooo
gc327072 31
66- *knocks twice on pipe*
Redoxx_fml 22
Get Kevin Ware on their asses
perdix 31
#4, or Kermit Washington, for you old folks.
swaggalikethat 22
Ball is life
incoherentrmblr 22
Or Ron Artest.
perdix 31
#92, I guess Metta means "the opposite of?"
amayasoma 19
File a complaint. Or go up there and give give them a talking to.
ElricMustang 23
Por que no los dos?
niallo 23
I wouldn't go up. They're probably out of their face on something, and you don't know how they'll react. Call the police. It's way after quiet time and they need to shut up.
DocBastard 40
That's ridiculous! You shouldn't have to jump through hoops to lay up and get a little sleep. I can see maybe a neughbour making noise getting a rim job at 3AM, but this just sucks balls. They should definitely be sneaker about it. Giving them a piece of your mind is a slam dunk.
Zaros_fml 24
You went out of bounds at rimjob.
red225 14
Those beautiful puns have made my day.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
woah! double wammie!
SlapAndTickle 20
And boom goes the dynamite.
emmingle 24
What assholes.
JMichael 26
Blare hate music at full blast.
False_Stupidity 42
Not quite. That's music you hate, not hate music, there's a subtle difference :)
worldclassrager 41
That would be worse than the basketball...
The_Big_Boss 20
I would run up there and threaten them with a dull knife if they don't stop. But i'm a bit of a psychopath so...
Roskie 16
Yes... Just a bit.
disturbed678 10
Scariest picture to go along with that comment...
perdix 31
Hopefully, it's shirts vs skins and the dudes are wearing the shirts.
Welshite 40
What skins would the other team be wearing? Tiger, bear, or yeti?
perdix 31
#19, Bare, and I ain't talkin' grizzly or polar. ;)
Zaros_fml 24
Oh there would be something polar going on.
protoasha 11
So koala bear, right?
incoherentrmblr 22
#19, I'm going with Wookie.