Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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jack6179 0
bad idea to do that with parents in the house
Chaith 16
His Mom expected exactly that. That's why she announced herself. Still doesn't take the edge off, that's embarrassing.
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Comments (80)
Zooma_fml 0
xoxowhatever, you have asked to be called an idiot, so here you are: You're an I-D-I-O-T. I actually do real things to, and, as usual, you're yet another one of those people that says I have no life, while you continue on to follow my comments. I kindly thank you for the attention and commentary, it is much appreciated. You're truly an idiot- Zooma
MACthizz 0
wow your a ****
melonhead901 0
Don't leave your bra and panties lying around next time
Faxiekat86 0
hide the clothes... ALWAYS hide the clothes...
OhNoUDidnt 0
There's no need to call the OP demeaning words to #43, etc. Thank you.
smdrager 0
OP: That sucks that your BF's mom has any reason to come into his room. I'm fortunate enough (well... unfortunate that I live in my parent's house but still...) that my door locks and there isn't any arbitrary reason for my parents to need to come into my room except for me. My girlfriend and I have had quickies while my parents and little brothers have been home and haven't been caught so far! Thank god. My condolences. Next time hide your clothing and make sure his parent's aren't going to be coming in any time soon.
keikothemeowmeow 0
Wow.Your fault for having sex-ahem-for whoring it out- while people are home or might be home soon.If you're not old enough to know when to have sex, you probably shouldn't be having it.
oh_emetephobia 0
What if his mom went to the attic to get the video camera? Total FML
lautner4eva 0
zooma u need a life. badly. jus sayin
emptyechos 0
I'm sorry, but that is pretty poor planning on your part...