Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I got home and found my husband, naked with an erection and my panties on his face like a mask. He claimed to be the Panty Bandit there to plunder my booty. I might have indulged his insanity and had sex with him were my mom and dad not right behind me in the doorway. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
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jack6179 0
bad idea to do that with parents in the house
Chaith 16
His Mom expected exactly that. That's why she announced herself. Still doesn't take the edge off, that's embarrassing.
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Comments (80)
Kitten125 0
Nice. Way to go, like she would actually be stupid enough to believe "you were just cold". :P
caitlinmarie 0
seriously, be a little rational. agreed #10. if she didnt warn your first that she was coming in- THEN it would be a fml moment. she was once a teen- BELIEVE IT OR NOT. its chill. she expected it :] silly girl :]
crazydoug 0
its ok you can come to my bed i dont mind XD
astroG 0
why is the entrance to the attic in your boyf's room? if you knew that it was clearly you shouldve found a less 'public' place
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
How on earth is the attic "public"?
cadenernest 0
Zooma, just stop commenting. I've read your past like three in the span of 3min, they all involve the word "idiot" at least once, and are always punctuated with it. If you are hired by the site, as I suspect you are (again, I apologize to FML for pointing this out, but you shouldn't make your flame warriors so obvious if that is what is happening) then you suck. I've read posts by bona fide flame war starters who are in fact hired by sites to cause controversy, and they were good. They weren't someone I could point out from a mile away. If you're not, well then you have a lot of beef with people and can't accept that others make mistakes, which makes me wonder what kind of FML's you have.
Amkii 0
Why would you get naked in your boyfriend's parents' house while they're home?!
Capybara 0
#6: Do you intend to stop having sex once you're married?
lab2lb 0
haha as if she wouldn't notice even if she DIDNT find your undergarments.. a girl in her sons bed, for no reason?
lolol182 4
lol high five?
kandy_fml 0
#14, the entrance to the attic in my house is in my room as well, it's also that way in my boyfriends house. It's not terribly uncommon. But to the OP, that sucks. But at least she didn't freak out. So I don't know that I consider this a FML.