Today, I came home to find a note on my door. I thought it was from my elderly disabled neighbors thanking me for cleaning off their snow covered car, since about 6 inches came down. It was from them, only it said I owed them for damages to their car. Damages that were already there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML
Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML
Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML
Today, I woke up to find that I left my headlights on last night. I found out by the headlights of my car smashed and a post-it note on my windshield saying "you accidentally left your headlights on... I took care of that for you". FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, a stranger was kind enough to plow my driveway during a blizzard. However, they were not kind enough to leave their number after plowing the front end of my car. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, I had a very sweet and romantic love note brutally scratched into the door of my brand new car. It was addressed to Cindy. Cindy lives next door. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
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TheOptimist 0
Egg their house.
MassEffectNerd 0
kick them off their wheelchairs.
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Comments (102)
maybaybe 0
Never help them again.
motero 0
damn old people using their oldness to their advantage
abunton08 0
people r unconsidered i wouldn't do it again for no one fyl
TryptamineDreame 0
You shouldn't have done something like that without asking them first... People in this day and age are so completely rude and ignorant, especially senior citizens.
ReginalUT 0
Tell them to get ******. Then dump more snow on there car next time it snows!
MaddaCheeb 0
meh, they're old.
JanisEvans 10
And that's why you don't touch other people's shit unless they ask you to. The opposite of 'good' is 'good intentions'.
Verz21 0
I'm seeing all these comments and alot of u r retarded for saying that he shouldn't help someone. that's the ****** problem with ppl today u all wanna complain about shit being ****** up but the majority of u won't do anything as long as it doesn't concern or benefit u so **** u *******. and u just got jew'd by old ppl
Chris_Rahl 2
First of all, its really horrible to use the term Jew as a synonym for cheapness its just wrong. Its like saying christian for zealotry and self-hatred or Muslim for terrorism. Second, how is cleaning a car gonna help all the "shit" that's "****** up"
nightchild03 0
Bill them for running off someone that was trying to break into their house when they were not there. How will they know. : )
purple_sarah88 0
****** up shit like racism?
doglady 16
if I hear the word Jew used like that again I'm going to hunt you down and rip your nuts off.
jacobs_double 0
to Chris Rahl: it won't fix anything, but life should be about doing the right thing and helping others. these old people's sense of justice is misplaced.
bigdawg11 0
Well once again someone trys to be nice and gets burned. Whats this world coming to. Tho i agree u shouldnt mess with other ppls things. OP u could have went and asked if theyd like for u to clean the snow off their car.
swampstomper 0
give them a bill for twice the amount for services rendered