Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I phoned my ex, who I only broke up with a week ago. I then told her about the song I'd written about her. I have written a song, but it's shite and I would die of embarrassment if I ever had to play it to her. I’ll have to play it to her and confess my simpy, wet ways. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my ex-girlfriend, hoping maybe we could give it another try. I emailed it to her and went about my day, wondering if she would respond. About six hours later, a deputy knocks on my door and serves me with an order of protection. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Offensive_fml 4
Ex-boyfriend? what the hell? You deserve better.
herrobear 0
That's enough of these confessing feelings to someone who barely knows you. Enough. In order to avoid this FML, instead of recording a song, buying a whole bunch of flowers candies and stuffed animals, driving across the country, renting billboard space, sticky noting cars, or doing anything of the such, go up to the girl and say, "hey, I've thought you were cute for a while now and I was wondering if I could maybe get your number." If she says no, move on.
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Comments (164)
mk58 31
He headbutted you because you two are bulls fighting for a cow.
langbe 2
Why did her EX headbutt you?
rocketeer_97 1
punching is one thing but headbutting ? what the hell.
DReamBig24 0
whatta biche
randomreader2315 4
What a ****!!
jklol11 0
you were crazy about a bitch???
xxharpreetxx 0
don't take it! go **** him up!
HeaRTs_Girl 0
Sorry, buddy. ): Sounds like y'all are maybe still in high school? It's just a case of a lack of maturity. HS relationships are always to complicated; they're never really cut and dry. She still liked the ex, he thought he was badass because of it, etc...They won't end up together. No matter who's right or wrong (although they're very likely wrong in this situation), just find someone else; someone who's not crazy or bitchy, or especially not over her ex (I'm assuming). No worries, buddy, you're young, go have fun. (:
GuidoCheese 0
If you were really crazy about her, shouldn't you know she had a boyfriend?
GuidoCheese 0
Oh man, sorry but I just noticed that it was her ex. Sorry Op, that shit is even worse.
HeaRTs_Girl 0
I got cut off. Thank you, phone. -_- Anyway, OP, no matter who's right or wrong (although they're very likely wrong in this situation), just find someone else; someone who's not crazy or bitchy, or especially not over her ex (I'm assuming). No worries, buddy, you're young, go have fun. (: