SadIndianLife
Delhi, India
No thanks
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML
Anonymous
Lebanon, United States
Welcome back!
Today, I realized my family is more excited to see my girlfriend than they are to see me. FML
Anonymous
Denver, United States
Time to bail
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
rert
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
Anonymous
Harrison, United States
Today, I met my girlfriend's mom. She went on about how my girlfriend's dad is a no good drunk, following this statement with spilling her fifth glass of wine. FML
lousy
United States
Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Anonymous
Is it not your baby as well?
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
really??
Dinuba, United States
Today, my boyfriend's mother hung a picture of him and his ex-girlfriend up. We've been together for 3 years now. Guess she really does hate me. FML
Eagle
United States
Casual
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Top comments
Paws_Cat 29
It would seem that in this case Stacy's mom doesn't have it going on.
may14th 26
That's a bit creepy to be honest.
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Comments (80)
apcsox 18
Stacys mom has got it going on.........
mr_t_07 10
"Today, my mom is more into my boyfriend than I am. FML"
vicnic 11
Don't worry, I had my exs stepdad tell me if he was 20 years younger he'd tap me.. I can relate
Tannasgh 22
Is she hot?
dutchy86 20
well at least they keep you in the family :)
lexred 30
Stifflers mom from American pie. lol.
vikky538 29
I know where this is going.
Scorpio01 16
2 birds with 1 stone... Good going
obas 7
2 birds with 1 bone am I right
AyeJay101 25
I wonder how the holidays might be in this situation ?
Llama_Face89 34
Koo-koo-ka-choo Mrs. Robinson...