Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. Ten minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
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Top comments
GlitterValentina 12
That's just so rude. Even if you weren't his type, he didn't even have the courtesy to at least continue on with the date.
olpally 33
What a douche bag. Good riddance! You can do better than that asshole. Keep trying op!
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Comments (80)
horrorfield 6
Ouch! What a douche! Guess it's better this way, he obviously doesn't have any balls
wowsaint 4
Although he was disrespectful .... but not blind :)
cblock94 7
He must have been a real drag. You deserve a better hit. Too bad he led you ashtray
iperson 11
Awww that's wrong
emz72 3
You deserved it because of your grammar and because you were okay with him smoking in the first place. ew.;
CharresBarkrey 16
Yours is just as bad.
lonewolf621 17
Look on the bright side OP hes a coward and therefore going to be useless in life.
fmessiah 19
'pretty good', I think we have found the reason for his sudden depart.
AdoptedSoul 6
Dear OP, I am sorry to hear your date blew you off, maybe by going for a cigarette he really meant going out back to suck some mad dick? Obviously he isn't a man if he couldn't be polite enough to let you know it wasn't working for him.
lylotrezor 20
Sucking a dick and being a man are not incompatible, you know.
error404n0tf0und 21
silver badge!
Chucklikesbacon 12
Be glad you are rid of him! He could have been honest or at least polite enough to finish the date and clarify he is not interested. Sorry OP, that sucks!