Today, I went to the restaurant where my date and I were supposed to meet. After half an hour he still hadn't arrived, so I texted him. He replied with a half-hearted apology and said he couldn't come because his cat had fallen asleep on his lap and he didn't want to wake it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I finally had a date, my first one in well over a year. Everything was going good, until my date asked, "Do you like cats or dogs better?" When I responded cats, my date promptly got up and left, saying, "This isn't meant to be." FML
Today, I had a first date planned. He texted saying he was sick and couldn't make it. Two hours later, his Twitter account said otherwise. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating was supposed to come over. He would have if I hadn't fell asleep while he was waiting for me to open the door. FML
Today, I had a date at a formal restaurant I'm well known at. My date showed up two and a half hours late with a jogging suit on, and then got mad at me for ordering, eating, and paying without him. FML
Today, I woke up very excited because I was going on my first date with this guy I really liked. I dressed very nicely and went to where we were supposed to meet. I waited for about 2 hours. I called him to ask him where he was. He got angry because he was still sleeping and I woke him up. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
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Koalax3 18
I would've honestly asked him if i could go over so I could play with the cat.. But that's just me
booze_n_bitches 37
"Pleading cat" - a genuine excuse in my household to excuse oneself from any activity. I'm with him on this one.
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Comments (111)
Killz268 18
someone's Pussy whipped
Calacor 17
if you do wake a sleeping cat, no. just slowly step away and hope satan wont transform in front of you
bradoiler 15
in my house if an animal is asleep on you your allowed to not do things your ask to do so i get it
parrchristianna 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
in my house the animals never took priority over the rest of the family
lil_ham1644 29
in my house, the lets are part of the family.
confused_wandere 26
#31 - Then you were doing it wrong. Pets should be just as much a part of the family as humans. I mean, who wouldn't choose their pet that they love dearly over someone they don't even know?
ohSNAPyall 27
No one asked for a translation, 36.
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
He decied to translate that so you wouldnt ask him to.
parrchristianna 14
#53-the pets were a part of the family, but could never be used to get out of chores or doing what Mom and Dad wanted. They were the highest authority and there was usually no excuse of not doing what we were told
melanielovejeff 15
He could've at least texted you to tell you instead of waiting for you to text him 30min later.
saymynamess 19
Well, now you know that you are not number 1
Dexter83_fml 17
what a dick head.... Never keep a woman waiting
attaboyyy11 11
Shut your bitchass up
IsThisTakenToo 16
Valid reason
EvilLittleGirl 24
He's a keeper. No joke
Mojos12 6
I must agree with because if he were to be able to get to know OP and think of her as important, he would do similar things for her as he did for the cat.
Wafalafaugus 18
His priorities are set on the wrong kind of pussy.
RusticChick 27
If you like a sensative/animl lover type guy, don't even be mad for being stood up. Lol.
DoomedGemini 38
I would like that type.. Except I suspect a kind person would actually tell op and see if they could go on another date or give a gift to make it up to them.