Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML
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Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my mom told me my aunt was coming over. I told her I might have to work, and would be sad to miss her. My mom said, "Or, you know, if you're not there, it might be nice." FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sure I didn't want to join them on a family trip tomorrow with my sister. I was never invited, and unlike the rest of the family, I have a full-time job where I can't just take days off with no warning. This is how they announce most "family trips" to me. FML
Today, while planning for our trip next spring, my friend told me that she's decided that her mom is coming with us. It’s non-negotiable. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees, and her cruise ship fee. FML
Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML
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redbluegreen 41
"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"
allysonnn 0
hope you still went, srsly
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Comments (82)
gymdiva1 0
damn.... that sucks :/
SdTheDevil3 0
GURL, stand up gor yourself your mom is a total #$@!* just tell her you ARE going to come and SHE shud suck it up and have fun on another way. parents………
lolylol_fml 5
that's a mean mom!
RonniiMartinez 0
What a nice mom!
Go_Away_141998 4
Tell her sure, you would just stay there and do a bunch of bad things and trash the house if you didn't get to go.
msaleshia 0
Sounds like your mothers a bitch I would throw a huge party in her house and make a mess!
manaallovesfmls 19
Wow. I feel bad for you OP. I still hope you got to go on your vacation.
xobarbienickkxo 4
I would just die
melsweet 19
Well um.... Yeah I kinda would be offended? What was she thinking...
7Maverick 10
"Would I offend you if I called you A BITCHHHHH"