Today, I was helping my mom pack for our family vacation. We were both talking about how excited we were, when she turned to me and said, "Would you be offended if I asked you not to come? It's just… I want to have fun." FML
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Today, I was asking my husband to help me finalize plans for our upcoming vacation. He, however, would rather pout and sulk because I don’t want him to bring his mom along. She’s been with us on our last few trips and it’s hard to get any alone time. I’m considering just going alone at this point. FML
Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML
Today, my mom told me my aunt was coming over. I told her I might have to work, and would be sad to miss her. My mom said, "Or, you know, if you're not there, it might be nice." FML
Today, my parents asked me if I was sure I didn't want to join them on a family trip tomorrow with my sister. I was never invited, and unlike the rest of the family, I have a full-time job where I can't just take days off with no warning. This is how they announce most "family trips" to me. FML
Today, while planning for our trip next spring, my friend told me that she's decided that her mom is coming with us. It’s non-negotiable. FML
Today, my mom booked a family trip to Sweden. This would be great, if she hadn't asked me to tell our former German exchange student that we were coming to visit her in Germany. She was thrilled. Now I have to be the one to let her down. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, I asked my fiancee to drive me to the airport for a business trip in a few days. She ranted angrily that she already had plans, so I asked my mom to take me instead. Now she's pissed and saying, "Why don't you just go marry your mommy, since she does everything for you?" FML
Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees, and her cruise ship fee. FML
Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML
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redbluegreen 41
"Would you be offended if I called you a selfish bitch?"
allysonnn 0
hope you still went, srsly
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Towelie_31 0
Lol your mom sounds like the boss from office space. Ya... im gonna need to ask you to stay home well we go on vacation
id0nTgiv3af___ 0
major bitch but on the other hand there has to be a reason she asked you not to come but still... bitchy she's a mom..
shootingstar8D 0
Say ok and have some fun yourself with the money she saved from not taking you. And make sure to take alot of pictures and brag about the awesome time.
triplethreat13 0
"yeah mom, i am offended. i'll still go but i'll find my own things to do and stay as far away from you as possible." hint hint, nudge nudge! ;)
buddybash 0
this is going to sound pretty ****** up but when she says have fun she means get ******
Moemoemoe_fml 0
YES. Finally someone who understands why the OP's mom did that. *fed up of all the people assuming there must be something wrong with OP for no reason* The "something wrong" with the OP is that she's the woman's daughter... thus making it hard for the woman to go 'girls gone wild' during vacations, and then go back to normal life at home, if her daughter is around to see that.
KittyKatGirl 15
You obviously missed the part where she said it was a familly vacation, so it is not likely even without her, to be one where the mother 'cuts loose', FHL for having a bad mother
_chyby_ 0
basiclly the OPs mum is a disease harbouring *****
prshusl0l 0
YDI for not being fun
blah123blah 0
Owned by your own mom.
silvercola 0
mom did that you wqnt to know what i did changed all of her logins forever thing. I keylog my mom
jdb2009 0
What the hell, is she a stepmom? What a bitch. fyl.
lifeislife_fml 0
Moderated this..