Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML
Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been in love with for a long while got back together with her ex boyfriend because he had confessed his true feelings to her through a note in her locker. It was my note. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I was dumped by the guy who serenaded me with his guitar and admitted he had feelings for me. Why? Because the girl who had continuously been rejecting him for so long finally decided to give him a chance. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my crush on him. He said he would keep me in mind if he ever hits rock bottom. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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Top comments
HSOMGF 5
Sometimes people do us a favor by leaving. He's one of them.
Doortje 30
Don't you guys know everything is karma these days? Lost $20? Karma. A bird shat on your head? Karma. Your great-grandmother died? Karma. It's the new hype people, and if you don't go along with it karma will get you. And from what I've heard, she's a bitch.
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Comments (103)
leeshxx 3
naw don't worry plenty more guys out there
snickerpuss 9
Time to tell him to listen to Girlfriend - Avril Lavigne. I think is going to get the message.
Sadochan 0
I like to bitch about my problems - OPFML
allmidnighteyes 11
Ohmygod NOOOOOO, the GUY YOU LIKE turned you down for his ex! Your life is forever RUINED! You will be FOREVER ALONE. Your life is *SO* ****** now! It's not like he was yours. He can choose whoever he wants to be with, and he chose her. Move the **** on.
brainsoverbeauty 21
Damn. The song "I Can't Make You Love Me" by Bonnie Raitt comes to mind. It's better this way OP. Now he can see where it goes with his ex and if it doesn't work out, he can possibly receive the closure that he needs in order to soon begin a new relationship with you. Or he can find out he loves her and they'll live happily ever after. Prepare yourself for both scenarios. Either way, good luck!
evildemonchild 18
what's wrong with saying it to his face? it's both YDI and FYL YDI: You made him listen to a song. where you could have say it like this "hey I like you" somewhere along there FYL: you lost him. don't worry OP there's many fishes in the sea (:
satanstolemysock 11
Should've just told him you like him rather than pussy-footing around. YDI for being a coward.
mattitucklove01 0
OMG ! what a freaking idiot! be thankful he's gone!
xNikkiez 0
LMFAO! ^Win^^
demonkey_fml 4
At least it happened before you were pregnant by him or fell in love with him. Good riddance!