Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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Top comments
cocacola999 27
He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.
poopsi 19
Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..
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Comments (70)
zandalee 20
I guess that's one way of finding out what sort of character he is... A bit of an inconsiderate bastard. At least you know now.
\ 28
Um... there are better ways of being subtle. :)
Twisted_Angel 17
maybe the problem here, is he doesn't like childish things. next time just walk up and say hi. introduce yourself, and see what happens.
Jemm_fml 29
Hello, voice of reason, nice to know you still lurk around these parts!
ekat12 6
While I agree that he might have found it childish, it's still rude to ignore someone who has just faceplanted right in front of you.
fuzz97 23
If it was on purpose then no
Mossears133 15
41- I'm gonna take a guess and say that the fakeness was probably obvious. I'd probably step over anybody that tried such an immature stunt like that too.
larsak 3
Ugh men. This is why I went lesbian
chanellgymnast 17
And that is why tripping is supposed to be an unplanned/unexpected act.
annie_nk 23
Being clumsy isn't gonna attract positive attention (even though the movies say otherwise). And he sounds like an ass so bullet dodged there.
UnluckyGenius 21
While it is rude of him to not help her after. What if she's been hounding him for a long time now, and he is getting tired of her advances?
gunnerblaster 21
He's obviously not worth your time if he thinks he's above stopping to help someone up, whether they intended to fall or not.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
2 lessons learned here: don't use silly tricks like this to get to talk to someone, don't waste your time on someone who doesn't have the human decency to check a person is ok after they fell
grahmagog 14
Sometimes the best idea's are the worst