Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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Top comments
cocacola999 27
He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.
poopsi 19
Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..
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Comments (70)
lochiamochia 25
I trip a lot! But never by trying.... Talent for tripping is just not in everyone. Sorry, OP. Goodluck in getting your man to fall in love with you.
RedPillSucks 33
What ever happened to throwing down a handkerchief? Too victorian? What ever happened to throwing down your panties? Too Kardashian? What ever happened to just talking to the guy? Too practical?
Omniprism 15
What a jerk. At least you now know he's no worth your time.
boshbish 14
YDI in terms of you falling. Stop playing silly games and just ask a dude out! Guys like confidence. Even so, it seems you did yourself a favour. You found out what an asshole he is.
bjdog98 9
Not your kind of guy.
Ambiguous404 6
I think you are really falling for him!
rebelsrock 17
Guess he just didn't want to fall in love
MuseFan1991 14
what i don't get is the fact your username is 'clumsy'. you fell over on purpose which isn't clumsy.
mattorama 15
Try saying "Hi" next time instead of believing the stupid crap you see in romance movies.
wendyrzepeda 8
re-post? haha theres two!