Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while walking my dog at the park, I spotted my crush and said "Hi!" By not paying attention where I was going, I tripped and fell down. My dog started humping me. FML
Today, the guy I liked for years asked me out. I instantly said yes. As I was walking away, I forgot I was at the top of the stairs and fell down 20 steps. He stood at the top and laughed. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I finally told my crush I liked him. He smiled and said, “That’s sweet, but I thought you knew I was seeing someone.” I laughed awkwardly and said, “Of course, I was just joking!” Then I immediately tripped over my own bag while leaving. FML
Today, my best friend was walking next to her crush, so I pushed her into him gently as a joke. She ended up stepping on his foot, which caused him to fall and crack his head against the floor. FML
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Top comments
cocacola999 27
He sounds extremely rude - if someone falls, people should at least make sure they're ok. Then again, that's what you get for using cheap tricks.
poopsi 19
Well that was rude of him.. Try just approaching him and talking to him, OP. Though he seems like a jerk if he didn't even try to help you up..
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Comments (70)
letsgooo_fml 23
What ever happened to a simple hello?
Dave_Davington 34
You deserved it, moron. Next time you have the hots for someone, be a normal person and just ******* tell them. Idiot.
kwyk 23
Ugh, I've had some awkward situations like this with girls trying ridiculous things. Most girls that try things like this are actually far more obvious than they think they are... in which case, not surprising he walked off. A little bit of feminine confidence without being forward is generally the better plan.
kwyk 23
Just to make it clear, I don't think I'm anything special (it may come across like that). I'm just a normal Joe Bloggs that's confident and treats people nice.
hello_kittyswag 7
I'd talk to him and after a while ask for his phone number
timakinz 21
I was going to sarcastically cheer you for your choice in guys, but judging the way you chose to "approach" him makes me feel that you deserve each other :)
Ziggy122 15
Playing dumb/clumsy is never cute. YDI
coldsteelstu 4
could be teaching you a lesson for playing games. would have been easier to say hi.
skyeyez9 25
Well, now you know he is a jerk. You probably imagined him much nicer in your head vs reality....which is normal. But now you can move on and focus on an actual nice guy next.
Zebediabolical 45
He's a jerk? She's the one who's trying (unsuccessfully I might add) to manipulate him. If it'd been me, I'd have stepped over her too. She deserves it.
skyeyez9 25
It was a ridiculous, and stupid idea to meet him but she didn't do it out of meanness. However, stepping over a person who just fell and keep walking is mean imo.
Taskmaster_fml 13
I have had women do this to me before. When it is done by mistake it is funny and understandable. As a guy, I can tell there is NOTHING cute about doing this on purpose. All this does is tell us you are an attention seeker and overly dramatic. Next time if you actually like a guy try acting normal and just saying hi.
n4ture 20
stepped over you? I'm sorry OP
merpstyrr 2
what does OP stand for?