Today, I went to my grandfather's funeral. As I stood there, bawling my eyes out, my aunt came over and put her arm around me. She leaned her head close to mine. I assumed she was going to say something comforting. Instead she asked where I'd bought my shoes from. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
Today, while crying at my grandma's funeral, I was told to "man up". FML
Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, my mom asked me to help pick out clothes for my grandma to wear in her casket. I didn't know she'd died. FML
Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML
Today, it was my grandfather's burial. As the family was about to leave, a great aunt came up to my skinny, tall and pretty cousin and told her, "Stay beautiful and kind." Then, she walked to me and said, "And you, Stay kind." FML
Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML
Today, my grandad smacked me on the back of the head, and told me to, "Act like a goddamn man and stop crying." It was at the funeral of my mum and sister, who both died in a car crash. FML
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aback 5
Shit, at least she didn't say something like "He never really liked you, you know." Sorry about your grandpa.
TC1_fml 0
So where'd you buy them?
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Comments (91)
PaisleyKing90 0
aww.. it's a compliment though hehe
smileycupcake62 4
she was probably trying to get ur mind off of it. You know, like adults do but it never works that well. Sorry about ur grandpa, though
NickPaulson 6
She was probably just trying to distract you
mowmowlife 21
That's really appalling. Sorry OP. Overlooking your heartache and your loss to inquire about some unimportant, not urgent accessory. Maybe it wasn't in actuality, but it sure sounds insulting.
SaintJimmy21 19
How...touching...
fantasyworld 39
She was probably trying to get your mind off of it but I can see how it can be disrespectful.
yahtzeesouls 12
You're aunts an asshole, but this isn't really an FML. Seriously, just because someone's an asshole in your life doesn't mean your life sucks. The worlds full of assholes.