Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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plethora 3
"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".
24788 7
Kids are brutally honest.
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Comments (88)
elmangy 0
lmao? my name is lindsey and that sounds like something i would say. hahaha!!
neverland_fml 0
Ouch. Well. Guess it's time to change shampoo and bodywash and add a lilttle perfume to your morning regime.
Juno_fml 0
Man, what a brat D8< Kids these days, tch
plethora 3
"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".
valdancer99 0
true ^
Ugi 27
Agreed, but if so it probably means that the OP is using too much of it.
stiles_fml 0
yawn
singer4life666 0
Gotta love those little douches.
Onhedich 0
You should've said "No take backs!"
um_duh 0
Kids say the darndest (and most truthful) things!
Senn7 0
Better to hear that from an unknown kid than from someone else right ;)
Rebii 0
Take the hint.