Today, my neighbors were busted for a meth lab in their garage. Yesterday, I signed the mortgage. Welcome to our new neighborhood, kids. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the couple who had written the offer we had accepted for our house withdrew it because apparently when they came by for the home inspection, my next door neighbor's teenage son tried to sell them heroin. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I got home and noticed people were looking at my next-door neighbor's house that's for rent. Peering closer, I realized my ex-boyfriend and the girl he cheated on me with a few months ago were inside. After they left, the "For Rent" sign came down. I've got new neighbors. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
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Top comments
superdudeman 0
Just because there is one meth lab in the neighborhood doesn't mean the entire neighborhood is full of druggies. You'd be surprised to know how many nice neighborhoods have drug houses in them that no one knew about. At least the police are on top of it.
Jimboom 12
Damn. That would have been one interesting "welcome" gift from your neighbour. ;-)
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Comments (93)
lowshadows 21
Breaking Bad just comes to my mind.
RockNRollAndrew 18
That means there's more job opportunitys . The could work as a lookout at a age where it's hard to find a job like about 11 . I lived in te ghetto and I'm fine
MRVOlivia 22
Was the man's name Heisenberg?
cwl727 33
At least they were busted.
imperial_zr 3
Well my next door neighbours (either side of us) were busted for having weed factories lol. If only I was a little older when it happened