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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 19/07/2011 11:04 - Australia

Spicy

Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML

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TOP COMMENTS

fish1806 0

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:10

what a jerk!!

Doortje 29

Tuesday 19 July 2011 19:12

I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.

Comments

missIrene 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 1:50

Is it wrong that I find this hilarious ? lol sorry OP that ducks

caseyp93 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:00

what an ass

Allymeme 3

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:51

were you that bad in bed?

lovelinkinpark 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 2:55

He went to go Jack off lol

alashton 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:06

I would beat his ass haaha oh my gosh

Belninho 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:16

haha that's ****** up

capnbzarr 43

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:17

He deserves a punch in the nuts, if not worse.

buddyguyfriend 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:38

I don't think you were making "love"

raelynn00 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:40

maybe u shouldn't put out on first date? even if it's a "best friend". if u dont want to b treated like a hoe don't act like one

indygirl2011 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 3:47

are you serious?!?

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