Today, after being in love with one of my best friends for ages, he took me on a date. We then went back to his place and we made love. Afterwards, he told me he wanted to show me something and led me outside. He ran back in and locked the door. It's a two hour walk home. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML
Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me, and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me… until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
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fish1806 0
what a jerk!!
Doortje 30
I can see why you're in love with him, such a gentleman.
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lexi_8588 0
okay. everyone is saying if hes such a jerk why did you not realize that when you were " in love " with him or whatever there saying..... its cuz when your in love with someone you dont realize theyd be bad for you or mean to you. you just love them.
adair96 0
that sucks!! i'm sorry.
confusey 2
what the ****. first rate jack ass for you
ms_nothing 10
Men. Need I say more?
shepp77 0
ever heard of a bus or a cab? but I admit he's an ass
kaykay20 0
Sex on a first date is never good makes you seem way to easy. It's no surprise he left you outside after the deed was done.
cimh 9
Sorry ...but the guy wanted to have sex as well. So everybody here who says "sex on the first date - your fault" says that the MAN is allowed to have sex on the first date, but the WOMAN is not? I wouldn't be surprised if the same people are woman who fight for equal rights - double standards?
kaykay20 0
I never once said he didn't want sex but clearly putting out was a bad idea no matter what their reasons for getting it on were. As for the views on females/males having sex on the first date varies on the situation and why they did it. This was her fault considering she didn't wait to see whether or not he felt the same way. Just cause they are best friends and now started dating doesn't ensure the guy is in love too.
jcingram 2
Got damn really
Mikay617 0
Its not making love if you both don't even love each other. Sex isn't love. Just saying.
cimh 9
for her it was making love!
christian_rose01 1
what a douche!
gardenwhipped 5
knock knock. my keys are still inside, they are on the table by the couch. i can't get in my house with out them. what you can't find them? come on let me in or i will have to call the cops. door opens. knee to groin. found them.