Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
New skills
Today, I lost my virginity. Today, I also learned how to fake an orgasm. Twice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
sosadbuttrue
Switzerland 🌶️ Spicy
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bad actor
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Anonymous
Cambridge, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Hashtag Not All Men, but quite a few, eh?
Today, I was having some fun with a guy, but I had to fake orgasm twice just so he would get out of me it was that shit. Third guy in a row. FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
CanWeAllGetOne
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized how amazing I've become at faking orgasms: I made up everything from the noises of my juices to pure, blissful climax over the phone to my husband. He came; I finished putting laundry away. FML
Top comments
bobsanction 18
Instead of fake orgasms, try real communication.
icalledhisname 12
No one should ever fake an ****** for any reason. Either you need to get off or you don’t. It’s possible to enjoy sex without an ******. The best sex I ever had was with a partner where neither of us ever got off, it was about being in the moment. Communication is everything, don’t learn to have sex badly like that, you’re setting yourself up for a very unfulfilling sex life when it can and should be soooo good. If you WANT an ******, you just really need to find what you like to do to make it happen.
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wrenavery90 12
No. Absolutely no. Do not do that again. He'll never get better if he thinks you're completely pleased. Please speak up. Or guide him. Something.