Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met the new boss, who kicked the door open looking 15 years-old, with sunglasses on hiding his hangover, threw his bag on the desk knocking everything over, and greeted me with, “What the hell you doing in my office, bro?” This is going to be a complete disaster, I can feel it. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML
Today, at work, our boss's son came in to help. The whole time he was there he sat in the back on his phone not helping and whenever we asked him to do something, he had an attitude. The only time he voluntarily got up to help was when his dad came in to check on the restaurant. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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Top comments
one_unlucky_guy 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
skigirl98 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
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Comments (114)
183933 6
Awesome, another non experienced spoiled brat with a GOD complex taking up a valuable job in the workplace. And they say the economy isn't getting better.
alex0213 5
What an idiot tht company is going to take a dump pretty soon!
Pandasaurus 14
That's when you buy him his diet latte and take a shit in it.
Finchonian 9
I think your boss is just doing it for kicks, not because he's really that stupid.
rockurheart 9
jebus man , some boss lol. tell him to go get it himself;)
desertrose415 8
I kind of doubt this guy will be ousted, so why not make the best of the situation? I don't know, but maybe if you suck up enough being the best friend of the CEO's son could be beneficial.
worldclassrager 41
what the hell is a diet latte? And I work in a cafe looking for straight up water? that's cheep and all you can do...even sugar free syrups contain calories...well diet is poisonous anyway...he'll be gone the more you give him...and that's in soda the best you can do...
obff527 7
Maybe he's Bruce Wayne
jarockstar27 10
Wow....was that for real?! That sounds like something you would see in a bad comedy
OverFlash 15
I really would like to know what the **** he was going on about with this "diet latte" crap...