Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met the new boss, who kicked the door open looking 15 years-old, with sunglasses on hiding his hangover, threw his bag on the desk knocking everything over, and greeted me with, “What the hell you doing in my office, bro?” This is going to be a complete disaster, I can feel it. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML
Today, at work, our boss's son came in to help. The whole time he was there he sat in the back on his phone not helping and whenever we asked him to do something, he had an attitude. The only time he voluntarily got up to help was when his dad came in to check on the restaurant. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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one_unlucky_guy 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
skigirl98 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
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Comments (114)
olpally 33
Colin Farrell from horrible bosses... Chances are he does blow and a shit load of cocaine... Edit:: a few people above me beat me to mentioning it. ****! D: too bad jennifer aniston isn't your boss...
Luunatic 13
Next thing you know it's not hot enough..
Marineman5 6
Next time give him one but put a little something extra in it (laxatives)
KVKdragon 26
I really wish people with horrible/intolerable personalities would just get amnesia. The world would maybe be a better place if people like that new boss would mentally reset :(
zuzupetalsYO 11
There is nothing worse in your daily life than a dick boss. I have one too. Except maybe an unwanted visiting relative that you can't stand.
sirsquab 12
Eh, at least it isn't daily (for the op) from the sounds of it.
Pinkfl0yd 9
Run.
Warden1986 16
Sounds like the movie horrible bosses.
vettle 6
Who the hell calls it a diet latte?! It's a skinny latte!
Azail 15
Who the hell cares what it is called? Your comment makes you sound like the OP's boss..
geeves1097 3
You're in my prayers and all of your co-workers too.
MrLoux 6
Set aside 10min every day to pray for his death. I've got a boss just like that!
tenfiftynine 12
Don't pray for death because he's a sucky boss.