Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met the new boss, who kicked the door open looking 15 years-old, with sunglasses on hiding his hangover, threw his bag on the desk knocking everything over, and greeted me with, “What the hell you doing in my office, bro?” This is going to be a complete disaster, I can feel it. FML
Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had to stop at Starbucks to get my boss a drink. His son, who is at least 30 minutes late to work every day, was just walking in as I was walking out with all of my stuff. FML
Today, our new boss showed up for his first day of work. I thought I'd seen it all, but he demands that we say "Hail to the King" every time he passes through the office. When I called HR about it, the guy on the other end told me to "man up and deal with it". FML
Today, I was chastised by the CEO in the middle of a management meeting for showing up late to work every day, despite being in my office before 9:00am every morning. It was my 5th day on the job and no one had bothered to tell me that the office opens at 8:00am, and not 9:00am. FML
Today, at work, our boss's son came in to help. The whole time he was there he sat in the back on his phone not helping and whenever we asked him to do something, he had an attitude. The only time he voluntarily got up to help was when his dad came in to check on the restaurant. FML
Today, I showed up to my new job early, hoping to impress my new boss. When he arrived, he walked by me and muttered, "Fucking tryhard." FML
Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting, and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML
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one_unlucky_guy 9
Sounds like the typical movie-like spoiled rich kid.
skigirl98 9
He's obviously a different person before he has his coffee.
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Comments (114)
Ajwc101 24
This should be interesting. I wish you the best of luck OP.
watsonpsykosis 10
So do it, but lace it with laxatives everyday.
perdix 31
Better latte than never.
p3mguin 7
Hahahhahahaaaa how about we get his coffee before its to latte!
DerpinaDerpton 8
He's in for a brewed awakening.
ebonyirony 29
Coffee has bean the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion, and the diet latte kind is the worst.
flockz 20
being the boss is quite a grind.
thejewishfuhrer 17
Seems like the boss is reaching his boiling point
thePr3da1i3nrulz 4
19- Very punny, my good sir.
FarSide 23
Have a douche bag waiting out for his next arrival.
aalover98 5
Is it bad that I thought of Horrible Bosses when I saw this ?
KiddNYC1O 22
I don't think so... As that's literally what that ************ is.
outoftown 27
Hope this twit of a boss keeps to this schedule, so OP will have to deal with him only two days a week and after lunch.
briancallahan 3
Flipping bosses these days... You can't please them ever
Capt_Oblivious 10
Make sure it's not a decaf, he obviously needs more caffeine.
Johnnylittle 3
Have one waiting for him next time but don't forget to spit in it!!!
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Or put lots of cinnamon oil in it so it stings going down.
ToxicTyrael 26
Strychnine...
foreveriowa 16
sounds like a scene out of the movie horrible bosses XD
zuzupetalsYO 11
#33...eeeeeeeeeww