Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML
Today, I went to meet a friend for coffee. When I arrived, I mistakenly thought it was a casual meet-up, but apparently, it was a date. I didn’t realize this until she leaned in for a kiss at the end, and I awkwardly offered her a fist bump instead. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML
Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
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lexa1love 16
Unless you are close friends I see no way in which that is appropriate. YDI
dazzle_me_lovely 9
Are you an idiot?
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ThecomingofTan 9
I actually pictured you saying this in my head: "are we going to **** or not." Would that be classified as more offensive then what you said or less?
nalamoofasa 2
Hahahahahahahaha
PurpleCabbage 1
Sup, douche?
baileygirl88 8
How is this not your fault?
MoogleSam 8
Piece of advice number one: Only girls may call each other ***** in a friendly manner and only if they are very close friends and know they are just kidding around. Piece of advice number two: Never greet someone you don't know with an insult. Piece of advice number three: Here are the definitions of '****', 'laidback', 'casual' and 'jerk' in order: *An immoral or dissolute woman; prostitute. *Relaxed in style, character, or behaviour; easy-going and unhurried. *Relaxed and unconcerned. *A foolish, rude, or contemptible person. Learn them. Why? Because you were being a jerk who was insulting a girl by comparing her to someone immoral for absolutely no reason which is not being laidback or being casual, it is called being a fool. It was even more foolish of you to do it to a girl you LIKE. Piece of advice number four: Think through everything you are considering saying to people before you say it. If you know it will make them upset or angry or that is an insult or will imply something insulting, then don't say it. Especially not to a girl because they are biologically designed to analyse conversations at a faster rate and are faster at noticing insulting implications.
dougierocks 13
You are the biggest dumbass ever...
hilary56 0
I still don't see why the **** you'd say that to her? Dumbass. And if you were so 'interested' in her you respect her way too much to even think of her as a **** even if she is one. Oh and you're a douche so…yeah. :p
birdcagereligion 10
Why would you ever greet anyone like that, especially a date? I don't think anyone likes being called a ****, even if you were trying to be 'casual'
LeaAnne94 17
That's never appropriate.
yummcookie 0
You're a ******* moron. YDI.