Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
Today, while working in a restaurant, I took an elderly man to his table under a red colored lamp. He asked me if this was "the red light district." I thought he was just kidding until when I was placing down the menus he leaned in and whispered creepily in my ear, "You know, you're really sexy." FML
Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML
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grocky 0
That's revolting.
Jimboom 12
You knew exactly what she meant and you liked it!! ;)
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Comments (158)
singerguy18 0
I worked at a retirement home as a server and the same sort of things would happen to me too. FYL I know how it is. You loose #139
fuzzybunnysays 0
#21, I used to work at an "old folks home" and I have and continue to call it that!! not all people love their jobs and/or respect the random elderly... many old people are crabby assholes :) except my grandparents of course
f_all_our_lives 4
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH OLD HORNY PEOPLE !!! really creeeepyyyyyy @_@
Hansongirl 0
HaHa what'dya know granny's still spry!
penisface69 17
gross!
iFruit 0
I have news for you, people. Almost all of you are gonna be old, wrinkly, and sick-minded someday :)
frightful316 0
Wtf
NvUsDistortion 3
bang her!
grog_fml 3
you're an idiot.
Rachxo 0
HAHAHA I work at one too and i said this is a typical thing to happen here in alberta and surprise! lookie there buahaha